I'm a secret life-long video game junkie* and found this feature at the Cracked website very entertaining. The twisted naïveté of the drawings is a perfect fit for the subject matter. I wish this is what I AM 8-BIT had been.
How Five 8-Bit Characters Would Really Look
*If anyone wants to get wrecked by my akimbo .44 magnums in MW2, post your 360 gamertag in the comments and I'll add you, hooah.
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I drew Q-bert on my big board way back in 2008 when I was working on Bill Schelly's excellent Joe Kubert bio Man of Rock. Homophones, har har.