Three things I've read recently that you haven't:
(1) The first 42 pages of Jacques Tardi's next graphic novel, which looks like it's going to be one of his absolute masterpieces.
(2) All of Carol Tyler's astonishing, heartbreaking final installment of You'll Never Know.
(3) All of Jaime Hernandez's contribution to Love and Rockets: New Stories #5 (a.k.a. "What on Earth He Does for an Encore").
Sometimes it is good to be the publisher of the world's greatest cartoonists. Everyone have a great weekend envying me!